if I ever get mauled by a bear I’m going to tell everyone that I got cut on sheet metal or something so everyone thinks I’m boring instead of the fearsome lumberjack that I really am

why aren’t nametags an everywhere/everyday thing it would make like SO much easier

beesandbombs:

fliers

beesandbombs:

fliers

memepresident:

80% of people who come to my blog for the first time are clicking directly from my skull trumpet post

amazing

and 2.2% close out on the same page this is incredible

80% of people who come to my blog for the first time are clicking directly from my skull trumpet post

amazing

snapchatting:

what’s the difference between a lawyer and a mango? lots of things! i love to make jokes

turft:

walk up in the club like whatup i got high taxes to pay when im older

turft:

walk up in the club like whatup i got high taxes to pay when im older

A compilation of scene girls giving their Myspace ID as proof.