firemen:

any republicans following me? can I get you to stop

babybowsers:

me: *petting a cat* nice

cat: *bathes self where i touched it*

me: image

eziocauthon89:

safetytank:

i mISTOOK THE POLE CAP FOR PART OF ITS FACE


SO DID I

eziocauthon89:

safetytank:

i mISTOOK THE POLE CAP FOR PART OF ITS FACE

SO DID I

it’s been a long long night so I’m going to bed 

goodnight

another friend allergy update: I went to the dorm deli after she got back and I walked her to her room because I was starving (due to biking four miles to the wrong clinic) and the guy that was working had heard about what happened

unreal